We Have Been Together For Year

Girl: “We’ve been together for years and you still dont remember my birthday…”
Boy: “I’m sorry.”
Girl: “My birthday is coming up soon”
…
Boy: “What do you want for your birthday?”
Girl: “Nothing”Boy: “Ok”
Girl: “Ugh fine, whatever, surprise me..just dont spend too much.”
Boy: “Okay what if i told you If I already got your present?”
Girl: “Then I’d be surprised!”
Boy: “Here’s my life”
Girl: “Wait what?”
Boy: “You said to surprise you;
And I did by telling you I already got you your present.
You also said not to spend too much;
So I spend the rest of my life with you.” : )